COTW: Szadek, Lord of Secrets

My personal experience with this cards is slightly lowered in epicness due to the fact that it cannot deal combat damage to players but it is nonetheless still an epic card.

This is because I consider grinding, or causing an opponent to discard the cards off the top of their library, is not only more effective and annoying than dealing damage to the life points, it makes it much more difficult to stop seeing as you are likely to lose the 1 precious card that could stop the mad assault.

And the fact that Szadek doubles in strength after every successful strike means he could take out a hardy 60 card deck in 3 attacks or less. (if assumed with the fact that he has a CMC of 7 meaning he takes time to get into play) Szadek is a great card.

For some story information, Szadek is the lord of the Guild house dimir, an extremely secretive guild in ravnica that most other guilds dont even know exist. This guild encombasses the mana of blue and black and takes advantage of grinding and the awesome ability transmute so you can get the perfect cards at the perfect times.

Boy does Szadek love to keep his secrets

that card pwns so hard u may have a dildo shoved up ur ass