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Post  GuruSharky on Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:13 pm

Post your funny omegle conversations from complete strangers from www.omegle.com!!!

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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  GuruSharky on Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:17 pm

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ok, this thing is acting gay, lol, mary if this is still you, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is joannalopez121
You: dude
You: its mary
You: its over
You: im breaking up with u
You: I just... u just dont satisfy me anymore
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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You: u like websites
You: http://nbnet.co.nr/
You: this website is fur u
Stranger: thanks
You: guarenteed not porn
Stranger: ok
You: only fun nintendo
You: GO THERE!
Stranger: you sad lonely manboy

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You: Hey my name is raf and Im a d-bag
Stranger: really
You: yeah
Stranger: how big ?
You: i like to play SSBB and Im really good at it and im like
You: u probably suck at SSBB
You: im in a clan and stuff
You: and Im like super cool
Stranger: major douche then
You: yeah so
You: if u brawl me
You: im basically gonna tell u u suck at life
You: and i give u aids
You: so
You: im a total d-bag
Stranger: thanks you are so generous
Stranger: bye then
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  GuruSharky on Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:19 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Are u a girl O.o
Stranger: Uh, is that so special?
You: umm love me!
You: Im a lonly little bitch
Stranger: Oh..wow...
Stranger: You're pathetic Very Happy
You: I know
You: love me now
You: I dont see many girls
You: sniffle
You: they all think im weird
Stranger: Girls want a manly man, not a wuss like you Razz
You: but girlz love a guy who has a lv 84 mewtwo
You: that knowz swift
Stranger: That's so true.
Stranger: God that IS turning me on.
You: oh yeah
Stranger: Tell me more about your mewto
You: well i named him foodles
You: like my dog
Stranger: Did you ever let your dog lick your balls?
You: no
You: but he watches me play magic cards and D&D
Stranger: Got Yu-GI-Oh?
Stranger: dat shit is hardcore
You: Im a lv 25 illusionary ogre with heat breath and a lv 14 mythril axe
You: no way yugioh is for nerds
You: do i look like a nerd to u?
You: so anyways my mewtow
You: he beats the elite four all by himself
You: miss?
You: lady person
You: ...
You: u dont like me
You: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Stranger: hello
You: wow the way u said hello made my dick all tingly
Stranger: David is that you?
You: only if u like tingly dickz
Stranger: yupyupyup
Stranger: pics or it didn't happen
You: OH YEAH BABY
You: TINGLY WINGLY!
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:10 pm

lol im bringing you ppl my omegle sucess XD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: wanna play a guessing game?
Stranger: okay
You: ok rules are simple guess my name hint it start whit s
You: and it ends whit a
Stranger: your name starts with s and ends with a
Stranger: right?
You: yeah
Stranger: you're male or female?
You: female
Stranger: is it sara?
You: no
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stay tune for more XD
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:38 pm

heres another omegle conversation

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: so I herd u plai roonskeip
You: i heard you have my mew in fire red
You: I WANT MY MEW BACK DAMMIT
Stranger: wut?
You: TRADE IT BACK
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:44 pm

hi guys i bring ya another omegle score

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Stranger: hi
You: im pissing blood from my vagina rigth now
Stranger: age? Very Happy
You: im 19 baby
Stranger: w00t
Stranger: wanna @$%!?
You: sure
Stranger: where y from?
You: but first
You: lets do a trade
Stranger: yeah?
You: ill trade ya magikarp for a mew deal?
Stranger: what?
You: I WANT MY MEW DAMMIT
Stranger: what's mew?
You: mew
You: i know you have one Sad
Stranger: wait a sec Very Happy
You: ill have sex if you trade me mew
Stranger: i dunno what's a mew Very Happy
You: i know you have one dont lie to me
Stranger: i don't know what u mean
You: trade = sex
You: trade me mew
Stranger: i don't know what is mew
You: -_-
You: come on im horny
You: i need a mew
Stranger: where do you live? Smile
You: not until i get my mew
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:51 pm

heres another one from meeeeee!

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Stranger: Hi
You: oh yeah suck it baby
Stranger: Baby?
You: suck it hard
Stranger: I'm a guy
You: oh yeah
You: keep sucking it
You: oh harder
Stranger: Well if I could FIND it
You: keep going
You: oh yeah
You: keep sucking it
Stranger: am i interupting?
You: oh yeah!
You: keep on going
Stranger: Oh sorry then
You: keep going!
You: owwwwwww
Stranger: Ow?
You: that hurt
You: but
You: keep going
You: ooooooohhhhhh yeah
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:34 pm

heres another one

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Stranger: HII
Stranger: asl
You: hi
You: i heard you have my mew
You: TRADE IT BACK
You: TRADE IT BACK DAMMIT
Stranger: uhm NO
Stranger: !!!!!
You: TRADE IT NOW!!!!
You: MEW IS MY LEFT BALL
You: I WANT IT
Stranger: no i want it
You: NO I WANT IT
Stranger: male/female?
You: IS MIEN
Stranger: no i want it
You: MEW IS MIEN
You: TRADE IT NOW DAMMIT
Stranger: uhm no
You: ILL TRADE YA A RATTATA FOR IT
Stranger: ok
Stranger: im female i aint got 1
You: TRADE ME MEW NOW!
Stranger: BYE
You: @$%! OFF
Stranger: you fuckk ok
You: I WANT MEW
Stranger: fuckk off
You: GIVE ME MEW
Stranger: i love you
You: DAMMIT I WANT MEW
Stranger: ok damn
You: I DONT WANT LOVE I WANT MY MEW
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:56 pm

heres another one this was my friend

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Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: age 93 sex OH HELL YEA I HAD SOME WITH UR MOM LAST NIGHT AND LEFT HE TIP UNDER HER PILLOW location up ur moms ass
Stranger: WOW UR SOO COOL
Stranger: UR MUMS A WHORE
Stranger: AND U WERE AN ACCIDENT
You: THX!
Stranger: I LOVE YOU MAN
You: NO U WERE WHEN I SHOVED MY BIG DICK UP HER ASS!
Stranger: UR BIG DICK HAHAHAHA
You: SHE WAS LIKE OH YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: UR DICK SO SMALL U NEED TWEEZERS AND A MAGNIFYING GLASS TO WANK
You: THATS WAT U SAID ON UR PERIOD U FUCKEN BYSEXUAL
Stranger: UR A HAMAPHRODITE
Stranger: OR ARE U TOO DUMB TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
You: THAT MEAN STRAIGHT
You: AND NO
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Fri Jun 05, 2009 7:59 pm

another score XD

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Stranger: hei
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Where could i start
Stranger: where r u from?: D
You: age 18 sex OH HELL YEA location CA
Stranger: ok : D
You: asl?
Stranger: 16 f finland
You: awwww
You: im a girl =(
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:16 pm

here another one this one is long as hell O_O
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ello
Stranger: this website is for rapists
Stranger: are you a rapist?
You: depends are u a newt?
Stranger: wtf is a newt
You: a lizard
Stranger: o. no, i'm a person
You: then no im not a rapist
Stranger: excelent point
Stranger: may jesus bless you with a life of happiness, fortune, and a large penis
You: yay
You: i get double the plessure
Stranger: and double the fun
You: pleassure*
Stranger: get in my van
You: hmmm how about no
Stranger: why not
Stranger: i have andy
Stranger: candy*
You: the proper thing to say is i have cookies
Stranger: i also have a small child named andy, but i meant to say candy
Stranger: grrfgrfgtrvgh
You: is this presedent BUSH O_O
Stranger: no. bush doesn't know how to operate any electronical device larger than a toothbrush
Stranger: is brain is peanut sized
You: true true
You: but he does no how to luwer little kids to a closet
Stranger: a closet isn't electronic
Stranger: o_O
You: my point exactly
Stranger: o
Stranger: oo
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: ooooo
Stranger: oooooo
Stranger: ooooooo
Stranger: oooooooo
Stranger: ooooooooo
Stranger: oooooooooo
Stranger: ooooooooooo
Stranger: oooooooooooo
Stranger: ooooooooooooo
Stranger: oooooooooooooo
Stranger: ooooooooooooooo
Stranger: oooooooooooooooo
Stranger: ooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: oooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: ooooooooooooooooooo
You: ceigullar rasing the bars
Stranger: you messed up my cingular thingy
You: it failed
Stranger: oooooooooooooooooooo
You: xD
Stranger: what does xD mean?
You: wow
You: lol
Stranger: is it supposed to be a face laughing histerically
You: duh
Stranger: sorry, i'm not some faggot who spends his time typing people on the internet because he doesn't have any friends
You: is this your first time using pc or something?
You: atleast im not so prev thats sitting on the internet trying to get a little kid to come and have cyber sex with them
You: some*
You: btw
You: i got friends
Stranger: picture your parents fucking on your couch
You: not ones u luwer into vans
Stranger: xD xD xD xD
Stranger: yeah, i'm laughing now
You: lol i dont got a couch
You: mainly because im 16
You: and i dont got a house
Stranger: maybe if your mom wasn't a cheap stripper, you wouldn't be living in a box
You: thats wat u said to ur mom when u fould he in a dumpster
You: found*
You: her*
Stranger: are you fucking retarded
You: no
Stranger: you should burn like the rest of the niggers and beaners who have jumped the border
You: only retard here is u trying to come up with some good come backs just because u think ur smart
Stranger: btw, i thank you for not leaving the hat
Stranger: *hat
Stranger: *chat
Stranger: i actually am pretty smart
You: wow
You: so u go around telling ppl ur a rapist
You: thats very smart Razz
Stranger: your playing world of warcraft...nerd
You: i dont even no what that is
Stranger: you really think i tell people that in real life?
You: probally
You: seeing as how u are now
Stranger: your fuking retarded
Stranger: go die in a fire, fuckstick
You: looks whos talking prevert
You: trying to luwer little kids in cars
Stranger: you are fucking retarded, you can't even spell the word lure
You: so
You: atleast i dont go ROUND TELLING PPL IM A RAPIST
Stranger: suck my cock, i'll murder your family
You: how can u
You: u dont even no where i live
You: and this site is completely anonymous
Stranger: yeah, you don't tell them cuz you want it to be a surprise when you rip off their pants and gag their mouths with your ock
Stranger: *cock
You: wow that proves how much of a prev u are
You: STOP TALKING ABOUT COCKS U PREV
Stranger: you've got 3 and a half seconds before i send you a virus and overload your computer
You: THE POWER OF CHRIS COMPELES U!
Stranger: who's chris?
You: BACK AWAY PREV!
Stranger: oops, too late
Stranger: have fun, loser
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  GuruSharky on Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:21 pm

Epic burn and reburn for ray affraid

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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:47 pm

Here another omegle conversation featuring:Garchomp as the boyfriend Luxray as the gay pokemon and the Retard stranger and me acting like confuse person XD

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im a r-tard
You: teach me how to have sex
Stranger: sorry i don`t know
You: plz teach me
You: im a confuse girl
Stranger: i haven`t do that before
Stranger: you can tell you boyfriend to teach you
You: idk how to kiss either
You: i even cant piss blood
Stranger: how old are you
You: im 18
Stranger: why you want to learn
You: cause i seen other ppl doing those stuff
Stranger: you can wait until you older
You: can you plz teach me Sad
Stranger: do you have boyfriend?
You: i also wanna have a baby
You: well i got a boyfriend is name is garchomp
Stranger: you want to marry him
You: but he dont teach me stuff
Stranger: why
You: hes all quite and all he cares is to battle
Stranger: haha
You: cause he thinks hes strong
Stranger: maybe he just want to do that later
You: Sad
Stranger: it`s not so necessary
You: i got a dear friend that love me but i already have my bf my friend name is luxray
You: but i cant be luxray bf or else garchomp will get mad at me
Stranger: you love luxray?
You: i like him as a friend
Stranger: so you should`t with him
Stranger: tell him you like him as a friend
You: problem is luxray loves guys
You: Sad
Stranger: wow
Stranger: it`s difficult to handle
You: i know Sad
You: plz help me
Stranger: how to
You: ?
Stranger: i don`t knoe how to help you
You: atlest give me some tips of what i should do Sad
Stranger: you don`t have to worry about luxray
Stranger: cuz you have a boyfriend already
You: but garchomp never kiss me
You: all he does is get into figth
Stranger: hoe long you be together
You: well for 1 month
Stranger: why you love him
Stranger: it seems he never care about you
You: i know Sad
You: at first he care about me
You: and now all he do is battle
Stranger: maybe you should break up with him
Stranger: have you ask your friends how to do?
You: no
Stranger: you can ask them
You: ok
Stranger: you can have more advice
You: yeah
You: but problem is how will garchomp will react
Stranger: will he beat you
You: well no but he mite get mad
Stranger: just beginning
Stranger: and it seems he won`t be
Stranger: he just care about battle,doesn`t he
You: yeah
Stranger: ok cheer up!!
You: ok
Stranger: i want to go sleep
Stranger: happy to talk to you
You: ok
Stranger: byebye!
You: thx
You: bye
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:37 am

ok this omegle conversation im acting if i were teodoro he is really a nerd in real life hes 23 and all he does is play pokemon every 24 hours whit cheat devise anyways since he boreds me whit his nerd talk and since he like to make ppl mad over stupid things like he did went i post my PBR and Brawl vids i came up whit this funny omegle conversation making fun of him XD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im teodoro
Stranger: im josh
You: im a nerd and im 23 years old ppl think im so cool cause i hack pokemon games whit cheat devise and i give them like free hacked pokemon i got my own giveaway vid in youtube if you wanna see it i can post the link
Stranger: u sound cool
Stranger: i wanna dribble on u
You: really
Stranger: Do you fart a lot? Smile
You: yeah
You: i got a gas problem
Stranger: thats sexy.
You: you see every once a hour i shit my pants
Stranger: hot
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last thing since im in good mood im going to post his email and aim so anyone can give it to strangers in omegle XD
is aim is smashbro619
is msn is smashbro619@hotmail.com
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Post  rayquaza200 on Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:55 am

another omegle conversation acting as old teodoro do saying ppl everything he did or gets or have just like the way he always do in brawllegend XD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: im teodoro
Stranger: im Adolf
Stranger: Adolf Hitler. Nice to meet u
You: im a nerd im 23 years old and ppl think im so cool cause i give them free pokemons and i like to play pokemon every 24 whit cheat devise also im hosting a giveaway of free pokemon is in youtube i can post link if you want
Stranger: are u crazy?
Stranger: i love girls
Stranger: vodka and cars
You: i hate girls
You: im still a virgin
Stranger: dumn, because u from nerd
Stranger: its not cool
You: nerds are cool ppl
Stranger: girls love boys from russia
Stranger: im russian, i have a Opel OPS Turbo 2.0
You: ppl in youtube think im so cool
Stranger: i drink vodka and beer
Stranger: i have Opel OPC
Stranger: my father from Gazprom company
You: i got all the pokemons in the pokedex
Stranger: Do u know somthing about Gazprom?
Stranger: are u stupid bitch? I @$%! your mother
Stranger: dont like pokemons
Stranger: its for chilf
You: i do
Stranger: child
You: pokemon is awesome man
Stranger: OPEL OPC turbi awesome
Stranger: u are stupid bastarad
Stranger: who live in the Internet
You: do you want a free hacked ev pokemon?
Stranger: and u have not money
You: i got a windows 1998
Stranger: u are stupid 13 years old bastarad
You: and i still works
Stranger: u have not car
Stranger: u have not flat
You: im 23 years old no lying
Stranger: scan passport
Stranger: or it didnot happen
Stranger: @$%! u
You: oh btw i got a R4 ds
Stranger: i will come to your Nerd
Stranger: u have old old BMW
You: i can play free ds games now
Stranger: and i will fight whit u
Stranger: stupid gay
Stranger: i will kill u
Stranger: dude
You: and i hack my wii whit homebrew
You: is awesome
Stranger: i have Makarov
Stranger: LOL I HAVE PS3
Stranger: its awesome
Stranger: my father have own plane
Stranger: and own penthouse
You: my dad is a lazy snorlax
Stranger: lol
You: all he does is do nothing -_-
Stranger: u can find my father in the forbes
Stranger: magazine
You: really?
Stranger: Gazprom Russia
Stranger: yeah
You: cool
Stranger: Vagit Alekperov
You: i wish my dad was like yours
Stranger: google it
Stranger: and i can buy anything what i want
Stranger: i have the best house in Moscow
You: cool
You: but atlest ppl think im cool in youtube
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  GuruSharky on Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:46 am

Lol ray that one is great with the russian guy lol

Stranger: i will come to your Nerd
Stranger: u have old old BMW
You: i can play free ds games now
Stranger: and i will fight whit u
Stranger: stupid gay
Stranger: i will kill u

lol i laughed my ass off at that part

Stranger: my father have own plane

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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:52 pm

heres another one from me

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: STOP BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF GODZILLA!!!
You: TRADE ME MEW BACK
Stranger: sureee
Stranger: not a problem
Stranger: ahha
You: I WANT MY LEFT BALL BACK
You: TRADE ME MEW NOW DAMMIT
Stranger: *hands left saggy 50 year old ball*
Stranger: hey you better take a chill pill
Stranger: and wear some shades, yeah?
Stranger: B-)
You: I WANT MY MEW
Stranger: *hand mew*
Stranger: *hands
You: thanks asshole
Stranger: hey
You: heres a rattata for all your trouble
Stranger: why call me an asshole, cock nose
You: *hands rattatat*
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what are you...13?! XD
You: im 90 years old
You: got a problem whit that
Stranger: hmm.. my grandpa is 69
Stranger: you like her?:>
Stranger: hahaha
You: ?
Stranger: yeah.. that's right
Stranger: SHUT UP.
Stranger: Very Happy
Stranger: hahaha
You: thx asshole
Stranger: nah
Stranger: not an asshole, really.
You: im enjoying my mew
Stranger: good for you, fatass! Very Happy
You: thank you so much asshole
Stranger: hmmm....
You: whats wrong dickhead?
Stranger: your repetition of the word asshole reflects you so much
Stranger: hey chill
Stranger: im not a dickhead
You: yes you are
Stranger: can we be kind now, yea?

Stranger: no i am not.
You: yes you are
Stranger: i would prefer a more logical conversation..
Stranger: but it seems to much to ask from a perv like you
You: bye asshole
Stranger: au revoir
You: or bye dickhead?
Stranger: that's you.
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:55 pm

lol this one is really funny

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: im jacking off by watching you say asl?
Stranger: age, female/ male, from
You: oh the way you said that turn me on
You: keep talking
You: i need to fill a cup of sperm for tomorrow
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: -ppöö-
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:04 pm

heres another omegle chat featuring miyamoto taking game requests XD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im Shigeru Miyamoto
Stranger: nice to meet u
Stranger: Japanese?
You: im the leader of nintendo and im taking request of what new wii game i should make
Stranger: ah
Stranger: I see
Stranger: i like 战国无双
You: ok
Stranger: im chinese
You: cool
Stranger: u r japanese?
You: do you by my nintendo products
You: ?
You: im from japan
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: mario?
You: which nintendo product you own?
Stranger: er.....
Stranger: 怪物猎人
Stranger: i have to go
You: ok
Stranger: but i think monster hunter is good
Stranger: see u
Stranger: Smile
You: pleasure meeting you
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Re: Funny Omegle Conversations

Post  rayquaza200 on Wed Jun 10, 2009 1:12 pm

lol heres another one

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: monster
Stranger: your face
Stranger: is
Stranger: pretty
You: im Shigeru Miyamoto
Stranger: @$%! jap
You: im taking game request for the next wii games in 2010
Stranger: so what
Stranger: slow
Stranger: you r so slow'
You: you can win free 5000 dsi or wii points if we like your request
Stranger: I hate you
Stranger: thanks
You: wanna participate?
Stranger: no @$%! them up
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Post  Kairis/Redheaven on Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:17 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heya
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Do you Like Ass
Stranger: I love it
Stranger: why do you ask?
You: Cause Mary Broke up with you a Few Weeks ago Lol
You: She said you had a Small Dick
You: XD
You: I fucked Mary
Stranger: Are you German?
You: and God She Loved My Big Cock
You: She sucked My cock all Day
You: WOOO!!
You: XD
Stranger: That makes me sad, my penis is very small.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whats up
You: PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
You: PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
Stranger: i hear ya blood
You: The Calamity Makes its way to the Inside!!!. To Be away from all these Distant!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: word to your mother
You: Your mamma is fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Stranger: whatchu talkin bout willis
You: Your mamma is so fat, that she makes the whales look smaller
Stranger: your mamas armpits so hairy it looks like she got buckwheat in a head lock
Stranger: your mamas so fat she has her own zip code
Stranger: your mama so fat she play pool with the planets
You: o momma so stupid, she put newspaper on the TV and said she watching paper view.
Stranger: hardy har har
You: Yo mama so bald, they mistaken her for Mr. Clean
Stranger: your mama so fat before god said let there be light he said move your fat ass outta the way
You: Yo mama so dumb, she got a dog and thought she was Vince young.
You: Yo mama's teeth so yellow, people said why did you have to eat spongebob.
You: YOU GOT OWNED BITCH

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Post  GuruSharky on Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:05 pm

Hahaha your mama so fat she looks whales look smaller lol

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Post  rayquaza200 on Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:16 pm

IM BACK WHIT MORE OMEGLE WOOOT

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Stranger: hello joe
You: hi
Stranger: its me, james
Stranger: what have u been up to joe?
You: listen james i dont wanna sex whit you im not gay go find another guy
Stranger: what? come on joe
You: i told a million times no
Stranger: just reach down and rub it a little for me
Stranger: like we always do
You: i said no
You: i change
Stranger: dont make me force it on you like last time
You: i like female now
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Post  rayquaza200 on Sun Jun 21, 2009 1:16 pm

HERES ANOTHER ONE

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You: hi im mudkip
Stranger: Why hello there.
Stranger: i love mudkips
Stranger: omg!
Stranger: really!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: /b/ so kewl dude
You: yeah im a real mudkip
Stranger: really?
Stranger: thats kewl
You: ASH CATCHED ME!
Stranger: OMG kewl
You: ITS NOT COOL ITS PRISON!
You: ITS LIKE THE HOLOCAUST TO ME T~T
You: humans dont understand our feelings T_T
You: YEA WHAT THIS PERSON SAID
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