Funny Omegle Conversations

Lol ray that one is great with the russian guy lol

Stranger: i will come to your Nerd
Stranger: u have old old BMW
You: i can play free ds games now
Stranger: and i will fight whit u
Stranger: stupid gay
Stranger: i will kill u

lol i laughed my ass off at that part

Stranger: my father have own plane

lmao!

heres another one from me

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: STOP BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF GODZILLA!!!
You: TRADE ME MEW BACK
Stranger: sureee
Stranger: not a problem
Stranger: ahha
You: I WANT MY LEFT BALL BACK
You: TRADE ME MEW NOW DAMMIT
Stranger: *hands left saggy 50 year old ball*
Stranger: hey you better take a chill pill
Stranger: and wear some shades, yeah?
Stranger: B-)
You: I WANT MY MEW
Stranger: *hand mew*
Stranger: *hands
You: thanks asshole
Stranger: hey
You: heres a rattata for all your trouble
Stranger: why call me an asshole, cock nose
You: *hands rattatat*
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: NOT
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what are you...13?! XD
You: im 90 years old
You: got a problem whit that
Stranger: hmm.. my grandpa is 69
Stranger: you like her?:>
Stranger: hahaha
You: ?
Stranger: yeah.. that's right
Stranger: SHUT UP.
Stranger:
Stranger: hahaha
You: thx asshole
Stranger: nah
Stranger: not an asshole, really.
You: im enjoying my mew
Stranger: good for you, fatass!
You: thank you so much asshole
Stranger: hmmm....
You: whats wrong dickhead?
Stranger: your repetition of the word asshole reflects you so much
Stranger: hey chill
Stranger: im not a dickhead
You: yes you are
Stranger: can we be kind now, yea?

Stranger: no i am not.
You: yes you are
Stranger: i would prefer a more logical conversation..
Stranger: but it seems to much to ask from a perv like you
You: bye asshole
Stranger: au revoir
You: or bye dickhead?
Stranger: that's you.
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lol this one is really funny

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: im jacking off by watching you say asl?
Stranger: age, female/ male, from
You: oh the way you said that turn me on
You: keep talking
You: i need to fill a cup of sperm for tomorrow
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: pöö
Stranger: -ppöö-
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heres another omegle chat featuring miyamoto taking game requests XD

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: im Shigeru Miyamoto
Stranger: nice to meet u
Stranger: Japanese?
You: im the leader of nintendo and im taking request of what new wii game i should make
Stranger: ah
Stranger: I see
Stranger: i like 战国无双
You: ok
Stranger: im chinese
You: cool
Stranger: u r japanese?
You: do you by my nintendo products
You: ?
You: im from japan
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: mario?
You: which nintendo product you own?
Stranger: er.....
Stranger: 怪物猎人
Stranger: i have to go
You: ok
Stranger: but i think monster hunter is good
Stranger: see u
Stranger:
You: pleasure meeting you
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lol heres another one

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You: hi
Stranger: monster
Stranger: your face
Stranger: is
Stranger: pretty
You: im Shigeru Miyamoto
Stranger: @$%! jap
You: im taking game request for the next wii games in 2010
Stranger: so what
Stranger: slow
Stranger: you r so slow'
You: you can win free 5000 dsi or wii points if we like your request
Stranger: I hate you
Stranger: thanks
You: wanna participate?
Stranger: no @$%! them up
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Stranger: heya
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Do you Like Ass
Stranger: I love it
Stranger: why do you ask?
You: Cause Mary Broke up with you a Few Weeks ago Lol
You: She said you had a Small Dick
You: XD
You: I fucked Mary
Stranger: Are you German?
You: and God She Loved My Big Cock
You: She sucked My cock all Day
You: WOOO!!
You: XD
Stranger: That makes me sad, my penis is very small.

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Stranger: hey whats up
You: PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
You: PSYCHOSOCIAL!!
Stranger: i hear ya blood
You: The Calamity Makes its way to the Inside!!!. To Be away from all these Distant!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: word to your mother
You: Your mamma is fat, when she wears a yellow jacket people mistake her for a taxi.
Stranger: whatchu talkin bout willis
You: Your mamma is so fat, that she makes the whales look smaller
Stranger: your mamas armpits so hairy it looks like she got buckwheat in a head lock
Stranger: your mamas so fat she has her own zip code
Stranger: your mama so fat she play pool with the planets
You: o momma so stupid, she put newspaper on the TV and said she watching paper view.
Stranger: hardy har har
You: Yo mama so bald, they mistaken her for Mr. Clean
Stranger: your mama so fat before god said let there be light he said move your fat ass outta the way
You: Yo mama so dumb, she got a dog and thought she was Vince young.
You: Yo mama's teeth so yellow, people said why did you have to eat spongebob.
You: YOU GOT OWNED BITCH

Hahaha your mama so fat she looks whales look smaller lol

IM BACK WHIT MORE OMEGLE WOOOT

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Stranger: hello joe
You: hi
Stranger: its me, james
Stranger: what have u been up to joe?
You: listen james i dont wanna sex whit you im not gay go find another guy
Stranger: what? come on joe
You: i told a million times no
Stranger: just reach down and rub it a little for me
Stranger: like we always do
You: i said no
You: i change
Stranger: dont make me force it on you like last time
You: i like female now
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HERES ANOTHER ONE

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You: hi im mudkip
Stranger: Why hello there.
Stranger: i love mudkips
Stranger: omg!
Stranger: really!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: /b/ so kewl dude
You: yeah im a real mudkip
Stranger: really?
Stranger: thats kewl
You: ASH CATCHED ME!
Stranger: OMG kewl
You: ITS NOT COOL ITS PRISON!
You: ITS LIKE THE HOLOCAUST TO ME T~T
You: humans dont understand our feelings T_T
You: YEA WHAT THIS PERSON SAID
You have disconnected.

Another Score

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Stranger: hello,my friend.
You: hi stranger
You: POINTER O.o
Stranger: why call me stranger?
Stranger: O.0
You: cause is your name in omegle
You: I WUV PIE
Stranger: lol
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: im stranger.
You: IM COOCOO FOR CRACK
Stranger: please type lowercase letters
Stranger: okay?
You: ok
Stranger: thx.
Stranger: good men.
You: i ish girl >.<
Stranger: could you tell ,e where you from? hey girl.
Stranger: >.< korean? chinses?
You: i ish russian
Stranger: >.< its funny..
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: nice to meet you.
Stranger: i like russian
You: nice to meet u too
Stranger: you are russian
,really?
You: yesh
Stranger: type russian
Stranger: Привет
You: haha yea...
Stranger: Мы рады встрече с Вами
Stranger: could you get it?
You: are u saying ur a mental whore guy? o.o
Stranger: im a guy. its right.
You:
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........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
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..............\.............\... @$%! YOU BITCH!
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this one is a short one but funny

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Stranger: hey
You: YOU MAKE THE LORD VERY HORNY
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HEY EVERYONE IM BACK AND WHIT ONE OMEGLE POKEMON BATTLE XD

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: a wild charzard has appeared
You: stranger threw out pingachu
Stranger: charzard flamethrower
You: pingachu uses sperm gun
Stranger: no charzard is sticky
You: pingachu uses thunder sperm
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: hmm were to start
You: age unknow sex oh yeah location whit ur mom in the bed
Stranger: oh i heard moaning from her room last night
Stranger: hmm now i know y
You: o tell her thx
Stranger: ok i will
Stranger: oh u left ur pants there 2
You: that was one wild night
You: i got ur mom underwear
You: to remember that night
Stranger: ok ill tell her
Stranger: good good
You: yeah ask her if she wants round 2
You: im ready for mom
Stranger: ok i will
Stranger: so im guessing ur a guy
You: im a horse
Stranger: omg! im a horse 2
You: u got a cool game call pinga wars is for ps4
Stranger: no i dont
You: yes u do
Stranger: i do ?
You: u set a high score
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: damn
Stranger: im good
You: ya ur mom told me u beat the last boss satan
Stranger: yes ... yes i did
You: hey u got to start from a game soon u will play the real pinga game whit a girl in the bed
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Another one for the omegle master =D

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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi nerd
Stranger: im not nerd
Stranger: u r nerd?
You: yes u are
Stranger: want to be your
friend
You: ppl in here have no life and suck at finding dates
Stranger: Mm...
You: dude ur missing out the good life
Stranger: @$%! you
You: keep this in mind all chicks are guys here perverts
You: u will never find a hot chick here
Stranger: you fake?]
You: i have a life unlike u who dont have one
Stranger: you are fake?
You: fake wut
You: im just giving the messege to the ppl here
You: there hot chick in the real world not in this piece of shit
Stranger: I wish my heart you die
You: wtf ur trying to say
Stranger: lol!
You: anyways all u will find here are perverts and losers
You: like u
You: go @$%! a chick in real world
Stranger: you too
Stranger: MSN?
You: i dont like pc im just in this piece of shit by phone
You: i google it and found this nerd shitty site
Stranger: So why did you get????
You: to see how nerdy and piece of shit this site is and also the nerds who are crawling in here
You: get a life man
Stranger: @$%! you
You: NO U!
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